Reading Bearblog’s Cards
I’ve been on this platform for a hot minute and I thought I would use my witch talents to read down its future according to its present. Beware, though, that I may or may not be hexing my prophecies into reality. As Bearblog’s #1 Truth Teller, I feel that I have the right to do what I will be doing so you better be on your tiptoes already. To maintain people’s privacy, I won’t be reading out names, but I’ll be making sure you know who you are.
First, let’s start with Bearblog’s #1 metablogging icon. Been metablogging since 2023 and still going strong in 2026. Every other day, a new metablogging post. Isn’t it impressive? The cards almost thought this person was trolling, but I had to reassure them that it seems to be a genuine project and you gotta respect that. We should all learn how to title and write the same post 506 times over the span of three years because it may come in handy. AI cannot replicate this kind of automation that our metablogging king has perfected.
Then there’s Madam #CriticalThinking who is planning on free birthing with a midwife because all them medicals are liars. I get it, sis. When my vagina was free-flowing as a het married woman, I also couldn’t trust the doctors to help. Turns out a woman had to eat the flow, but evil doctors wouldn’t admit to that. Ever since then, I haven’t gone to a gynecologist. We just pray to All-Mother on every complication. Not with a birth, though. Stay safe out there and make sure to keep asking questions! You’re a #CriticalThinker after all.
Bearblog has one real Truth Teller, who is yours truly of course. But there’s someone who is making an attempt at mogging my Truth Telling skills. That person is a #BrutallyHonest person who can’t lie. Honey, that’s not how Truth Telling works. You need to tell the person what they think is true to tell the truth! Learn from the best; I have 21 bedmates at this point and they don’t sleep with me for nothing.
So where do I think Bearblog is heading from here? I think Bearblog’s fine. Those girlypops I listed should look into therapy that isn’t ChatGPT, though. It’s evident the sycophancy is getting to their brains.