A Baby Debuts
When I was born, I remember crying for seconds on end until my mom asked me politely like the high class lady she was: "Queen never cry!" Those were the first words she spoke to me in which she passed onto my baby brain a kind of infinite wisdom I never thought was possible up until that moment. In an unfortunate set of events, she passed on minutes later; for her essence was depleted from insane and telepathic wisdom-sharing. When babies look into their mamas' eyes, their brain waves sync. So don't you dare discredit this formative moment from my babyhood.
Anyway, the liberal media does not want you to think of a baby as a person so you can keep ignoring its immense telepathic abilities and awareness of the world and thus be able to ethically abort it. Come on, shitlib, how do you think I remember this glorious interaction with my birth mother? This is just one aspect of the degradation in Vagina appreciation that our culture is experiencing. The Vagina is a temple. It's a place of worship that transcends the human experience beyond inception, to which I would like to dedicate this blog which aims to uncover all of the fallacies plaguing our society and that have brought us to this point in time.
But most of all: I would like to dedicate this to the Queen who never crew, my Mother who always mothered, the one who taught me more about sex, sexuality and gender than any Liberal Arts department ever could have in those seconds of brain wave exchange.
In this post, I would like to take the first step in sharing that wisdom with you, my very beloved reader. Today, I'll discuss why we shouldn't be saying "strawman" when discussing right-wing theories. First of all, what about this…
…look male to you? Or are you simply projecting your own imagined gender norms on yet another facet of daily speech? We need to use gender neutral language to avoid stigmatization. How do we know that a strawthem—yes, that's the new word I'm proposing—is male or anything binary? We can't because they haven't come out. So before you walk around assuming who people are based on your own gender conceptions, just don't. Sit down. Some people can't walk and you should stop doing so in solidarity.
Get your act together!